❝ i thought the implications were pretty
    obvious ; but i’ll rephrase it in a question
             for your sake. do you or do you not,
                               die your hair ? ❞

               ❛  is that your way of asking if the carpets match the
               drapes?          that’s no way to speak to a lady, twerp.  ❜

       ❝ with hair like that, you must be a
         real natural at hiding your roots. ❞

               ❛  – and what the hell is that supposed to mean?  ❜