
WRITTEN BY SIFFANY.
❝ i thought the implications were pretty
obvious ; but i’ll rephrase it in a question
for your sake. do you or do you not,
die your hair ? ❞

❛ is that your way of asking if the carpets match the
drapes? that’s no way to speak to a lady, twerp. ❜
❝ with hair like that, you must be a
real natural at hiding your roots. ❞

❛ – and what the hell is that supposed to mean? ❜